If OPPO had an annual spectator drag meet :]

"EL_ULY" (uly)
03/26/2016 at 16:30 • Filed to: racing

100% real. You have to pick your DD, which OPPOnaut would dominate?

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DISCUSSION (89)

Ike > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:33

Well we'd have a bunch of Fist on FoSt on Miata races. My money's on your z4 or maybe MontegoMan

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:37

Tune-port-injected rage with the C4

Yamahog with the Camaro SS

Whoever has the Mustang GT 5.0

Thats the fastest that I can think of off the top of my head.

Matt Nichelson > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:37

I would say probably BatteryTender. There's also a couple who have newer M3's.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Matt Nichelson
03/26/2016 at 16:39

The SLS - yep that would dominate all

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:39

That guy with the Viper.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:39

Macanamera(I think that’s right)

Pokesmot > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
03/26/2016 at 16:40

Who has the viper gts?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:40

Guy with the Ferrari 355.

(Although I think my TA would be competitive for a couple rounds.)

JGrabowMSt > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:42

Stevo777 may end up taking the cake only because the HEMIWagon isn’t done yet.

550i XDrive with a Dinan tune, anyone?

hike > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:42

I put up a lazy 6.4 to 60 in my charger, I think it could hold it own! Launch control also helps.

djmt1 > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:43

Anyone on here have a green 1st gen Dodge Neon since according to Carbon Video’s vids that is the fastest car on the world.

Matt Nichelson > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
03/26/2016 at 16:46

Yep. Since Engineer sold his 360, I would say the SLS would be at the top. I assume the transmission replacement is finished by now.

TheHondaBro > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:47

PS9's Corolla will be victorious.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:48

BTU in his SLS for sure. Macanamera would probably do pretty well. TractorPillow? in his viper would probably never up there too.

PS9 > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:48

Alissa Walker would win. Can’t have a drag meet when there aren’t roads anymore because all the cars have been banned.

Tohru > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:49

Of the Oppos that have cars, I’d probably take last. 120hp through a TH-125C in a 2900lb. FWD sedan.

PS9 > Matt Nichelson
03/26/2016 at 16:49

Not so fast. CAcoalminer still has his modded Ford GT. I bet that would give the SLS a run for the money.

EL_ULY > Matt Nichelson
03/26/2016 at 16:52

I was thinking the same.... but he could slip up

EL_ULY > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
03/26/2016 at 16:52

those would for sure be in the finals

EL_ULY > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
03/26/2016 at 16:52

Oh yeah Tractor Pillow. Man that would be rad to see!

Matt Nichelson > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
03/26/2016 at 16:52

Damn, forgot about the Tractor's Viper. That would be the race to watch.

EL_ULY > djmt1
03/26/2016 at 16:52

lol 100% fact

KirkyV > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:53

Would there be a prize for last? I think I’d win the prize for last.

EL_ULY > JGrabowMSt
03/26/2016 at 16:53

550i would destroy the majority of the bunch for sure.

EL_ULY > PS9
03/26/2016 at 16:53

that’s true *plays taps and cries*

EL_ULY > Tohru
03/26/2016 at 16:54

I’d use El Moose because it’s more the DD I use. You’d take me out for sure

EL_ULY > hike
03/26/2016 at 16:55

It’s a lot about skill too tho, you’d make it pretty high

EL_ULY > Ike
03/26/2016 at 16:55

You FiST would take my Z4. Would be super fun either way

Matt Nichelson > PS9
03/26/2016 at 16:55

Really? I did not know that's what he had. Must have missed that somewhere. If that's the case, you may well be correct.

EL_ULY > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
03/26/2016 at 16:56

The 355 could slip, it could be anyone

EL_ULY > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/26/2016 at 16:56

for sure in the finals I think

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro
03/26/2016 at 16:56

YUUSSSSS!! Because all the others would break down

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/26/2016 at 16:56

Tractor Pillow will make it towards the end for sure

PS9 > Tohru
03/26/2016 at 16:57

No you wouldn’t. 70WHP in a car that weighs about that over here. You’d be next to last. I’ve been beaten by buses and dump trucks. Dead last unless someone on here has a scooter.

EL_ULY > KirkyV
03/26/2016 at 16:57

I’ll be there last of towards last with ya homie :]

Matt Nichelson > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:57

Anybody could. The start is everything. I believe the SLS has some form of launch control though.

EL_ULY > Matt Nichelson
03/26/2016 at 16:58

Oh man, I just though of something...... what if it’s a wet track?

PS9 > Matt Nichelson
03/26/2016 at 16:59

He doesn’t talk too much about what he has anymore. Actually, he never bragged about all the neat toys he has come to think about it. I only know because he’s mentioned it here and there.

PushToStart > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:59

CACoalminer with literally anything. IIRC he has a Tesla, a Ford GT or two, a McLaren 12C... He wins

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 16:59

But he sold the Viper :(

interstate366, now In The Industry > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 17:00

I’ve read a 5th gen Prelude with an H23A* with bolt-ons will run high 13s with a good driver, ie someone other than me. I’d possibly make it to the second round, but I’d quite frankly rather be on a road course.

*not the same thing as the H23A1 in the 4th gen

PushToStart > PS9
03/26/2016 at 17:00

This 100%

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 17:00

Let's go ! I think I'd be within the top 10 or 15. A rolling start on the other hand...

JGrabowMSt > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 17:01

HEMIWagon will go dorifto to make it happen.

SL isn’t bad in rain either.

Matt Nichelson > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 17:02

That could definitely change some things. Traction control would come into play more.

Matt Nichelson > PS9
03/26/2016 at 17:07

I gotcha. Kinda how BTU is imo. BTU does talk about his, but not in a bragging manner.

Matt Nichelson > Pokesmot
03/26/2016 at 17:09

TractorPillow

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 17:16

Has James Glickenhaus ever commented on OPPO? Because I know he hangs around the FP occasionally and he would certainly win

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PushToStart
03/26/2016 at 17:17

918 as well. But I don’t know what he dailies.

PushToStart > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/26/2016 at 17:19

Wow, I didn’t realize he had one of those. I know he at one point had a CGT and a few hot 911s but didn’t know he had part of the holy trinity. nice.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
03/26/2016 at 17:30

But does BTU DD his SLS?

BeaterGT > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 17:52

All the FOSTer children.

Svend > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 17:58

Mine isn’t a slouch but it’s no thunderbird either. I’d be last, unless someone broke down. But I’d be doing it in comfort.

Kinja'd!!!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/26/2016 at 18:01

Oh I don’t know.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > PS9
03/26/2016 at 18:05

I thought he sold that (

Die-Trying > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 18:07

Kinja'd!!!

making the other junk work for it .

Slant6 > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 18:11

I think we’d have to have engine classes. Like different races by engine configuration and size.

Yes, I’d still loose.

Ike > Tohru
03/26/2016 at 18:12

Your aware there's a smart car driver on oppo right?

DoYouEvenShift > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 18:48

Can I run slicks? I may be able squeak a high 11 if the air is right.

nafsucof > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 18:51

I feel like all of us Autocross guys would do great.

Master Cylinder > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 19:30

Ha, not me. I might not be dead last, but I’d be down at that end. Unless I get to use my motorcycle. Then I still won’t be first but at least I’ll be in the top half.

EL_ULY > PushToStart
03/26/2016 at 23:41

Ummmm........ yeah he wins forever at everything ever

EL_ULY > Master Cylinder
03/26/2016 at 23:42

Not bad. I wouldn’t mide the middle. It just looks like crazy fun

EL_ULY > nafsucof
03/26/2016 at 23:43

Oh for sure. Most of us would enter without any experience

EL_ULY > Die-Trying
03/26/2016 at 23:45

Awesome tank

EL_ULY > Svend
03/26/2016 at 23:46

The middle would be juat fine. It juat sounds like fun!

EL_ULY > BeaterGT
03/26/2016 at 23:47

They would be pretty high up for sure

EL_ULY > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
03/26/2016 at 23:48

Win?..... he would absolutely destroy

EL_ULY > Matt Nichelson
03/26/2016 at 23:50

And hoooning

EL_ULY > JGrabowMSt
03/26/2016 at 23:50

Wagon doriftoooo ftw

EL_ULY > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
03/26/2016 at 23:51

These are all from a dig, the ABC should help in this event

EL_ULY > interstate366, now In The Industry
03/26/2016 at 23:51

Well, this has 2 corners so power isn’t everything

EL_ULY > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
03/26/2016 at 23:52

Nooooo!

EL_ULY > Slant6
03/26/2016 at 23:53

Nope, 100% shuffle.

EL_ULY > DoYouEvenShift
03/26/2016 at 23:54

As long as they hold around this oval

DrJohannVegas > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 23:57

R32 Nevar Lose. (Except to 1.8T.) ((And Neon.))

Die-Trying > EL_ULY
03/26/2016 at 23:59

thanks, its more fun to drive than it has any right to be. feel safe riding around in it too.

EL_ULY > DrJohannVegas
03/27/2016 at 00:03

Neon deserved it

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > EL_ULY
03/27/2016 at 00:10

Well i have a one ton truck that i dont mind messing up so i jump the start and cut them off and let the powerstroke sing

nafsucof > EL_ULY
03/27/2016 at 00:18

I’m just not willing to crash to win. I like my focus, you can have it!(the win)

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > EL_ULY
03/27/2016 at 00:35

Yeah, everything here would do pretty good. Either the P4/5 (modified Enzo) batshit crazy hybrid racecar. The SCG003 probably wouldn’t be a slouch either.

Kinja'd!!!